Chuck Norris ... οι καλύτερες ατάκες ...

-ο τσακ νορρις ξερει τι εκανε αυτος που ξερει τι εκανες περσυ το καλοκαιρι.

-oi ''black eyed peas'' prin ton chuck norris legontan ''the peas''

-otan o chuck norris pernaei to dromo ta aftokinita koitane ki aptis 2 meries

-pisw apo ka8e epitiximeno antra yparxei mia gynaika... pisw apo ka8e nekro antra...... CHUCK NORRIS

-Ti itan to prwto pragma pou antikrise o prwtos an8rwpos pou patise sto feggari??? Ena simiwma tou chuck norris pou elege: 'kafe exei sto psugeio. Paw mia volta to skulo kai erxomai! Chuck'

-o chuck norris kanei sixna dwrees aimatos ston ery8ro stavro... pote omws to diko tou

-o tzak norris paei sta goodys paraggelnei Big Mac k tou to dinoun

-o chuck dn foraei roloi.... aftos apofasizei ti wra einai

-Ti eide o Graham Bel otan sindese to prwto tilefono??? 2 anapantites apo ton Tsak Noris !

-O Chuck Norris vgazei flosh royale sto texas hold'em xwris na exei pesei to flop

-ton chuck norris tn gennise h 8eia tou,oxi h mana tou.giati kaneis pote den tou g@mise th mana

-an koitakseis katw aptin kina leei ''made in chuck norris''

-o chuck norris pezei rossiki rouleta me gemato oplo.. k panta kerdizei

-kapote oi dinosavroi daneistikan lefta apton chuck norris.
Den mporesan opws na tou ta epistrepsoun. Tin sunexeia tin kserete ....

-to mono xeri pou mporei na kerdisei to royal flush einai to xeri tou chuck norris

-pote mhn kaneis farses me apokrypsh ston chuck norris...tha se parei me call me back!!!!!!!

-o chuck norris kanei tis katsikes na trone tarama!

-otan o theos kanei sxedia o chuck norris gela

-o Chuck Norris einai o monos anthrwpos p edwse sfaliara ston akefalo kavalari..

-kapote o chuck norris katourise ston troxo enos eggatalelimenou fortigou, tora to fortigo afto einai gnosto kai san optimous prime!!!

-Όταν ο Αρχιμήδης φώναξε ''ευρηκα'' πετάχτηκε ο Τσακ Νορις και του είπε ''άργησες''!!!

-o tsak noris uo8etise tous goneis tou

-Γιατι ονομασαν το Θεο Θεο??? Γιατι το Τσακ Νορις ηταν πιασμενο!!!